School days 1

Here is a joke from my HUGE joke book =D



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Parent - Why have you given my little boy such a bad report.
He's as intelligent as the next boy.

Teacher - Yes, but the next boy is an idiot!
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Teacher - Blenkinsop, if i were to lend $100 to your father,
and he paid me back at a rate of $10 per month, how
much would he owe me after 6 months?

Blenkinsop - $100 cher.

Teacher - Oh dear. Blenkinsop, i'm afraid you don't know much
about maths do you?

Blenkinsop - And you don't know much about my father!
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